Quotes for internet dating
Here are some funny quotes about dating for the digital age: "It's not 'Great Cupid' or even 'Good Cupid.' It's Ok Cupid." - Helen Hong "Online dating is like online shopping except you're looking for people no one wants, and it's a month." - Phil Pivnick "If we meet offline, and you look nothing like your pics, you're buying me drinks until you do." - Unknown "I wish there was an online dating website for people who hate online dating." - Unknown "I look great in my profile pictures.They were taken when I didn't need online dating to meet people." Source: "Internet dating is the fastest, most efficient way to gather a pool of qualified candidates.What once made you cry now makes you laugh, and you surely have at least one go-to story to tell whenever the subject of "worst date ever" comes up.Source: Take, for example, when teenagers start to date." Rom-coms alone have enough relatable and cringe-worthy moments in them to match many of our own love lives.Source: Here are some of the funnier quotes involving dating that can be found in the movies: "The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.Even if you find the right thing, you can't do anything about it." - Joshua Harris Another popular topic when it comes to dating, and one that is ripe for hilarity, is when you decide to go back and date an ex.Who among us cannot sigh and roll our eyes with a knowing smile about what a terrible idea was?
Here are some funny quotes about dating straight from the mouths of celebs: "I don't have a girlfriend.
But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that." - Mitch Hedberg "Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla." - Jim Bishop "I was dating this guy, and we would spend all day text messaging each other.
He thought he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelled the word 'you' and I just put the letter 'u.'" - Kelly Osbourne "Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.
Dating an ex is a common practice, one that is more often a mistake than a good idea, and that's why it makes for some terrific comedy.
Here are some funny quotes about why it may not be the best idea to go back to your ex: "Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to." - Kendrick Cole "Current mood: Looking up my ex on Linked In because I blocked him on Facebook." - Dana Schwartz "My friends accuse me of not being over my ex just because I'll mention her in stories or wear her clothes around my place." - Jeff Dye "I used to think I would never find someone who loved me as much as my ex did.